Me: What are you doing today?
Landlord’s son (age 11): I have to read for two hours.
Me: Do you think I’m pretty?
Landlord’s Son: Yeah (Lies, all lies!)
Me: Okay, well, pretty girls like guys that can read. We don’t play that stupid man bullshit.
Landlord’s son: Really? Hey Muhammad (little brother, age 9), if we read, girls will like us.
Little brother: What?
Job done.
November 30, 2010
