- me: i wanted to start one about nyc dating but i don’t date lol
- Joe: Hahahahaha!
- me: how to not get a date in NYC
- Joe: How to date poorly, an expose by {name redacted}.
- me: lol. sex in the city but with a twist - sex with yourself
- Joe: Hahahahahah!
- me: instead of cosmos we drink gin lots of it then get really sad and pass out
- Joe: BOURBON
- me: either one
- Joe: yayyyyyy
- me: instead of fancy bars and restaurant /club openings we hit up dives and instead of 4 girls
- me: it'll be a mish mash of four drunks boys and girls and instead of a gay we’ll have a sober friend who's in AA that they never see. she's a ghost
- Joe: Just when things seem like there might be some sexual chemistry, they get too drunk and passed out.
- Joe: Like …eye contact …lean …lean mouths open ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- me: she was a sex writer, but ill make the main character a booze writer
- Joe: NICE
- me: got to live the life to write it
- Joe: Exactly.
- me: throw in a funny black friend and we’re done
- Joe: BAM INSTANT SUCCESS
- me: dont steal my idea!! i think it may be funnier if it were men
- Joe: TOO LATE I MADE MONEY
- me: lol. like, the guy is this self involved nutbag
- Joe: SO FAR SO GOOD
- me: who can’t stop drinking and blogging his failed sexual escapades. whiskey dick. his name is richard and his column is called whiskey dick
- Joe: You’re actually on to something here.
- me: i know
November 30, 2010
